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is really embarrassing and a great way to lose all your money, fans, friends and self respect.

Here is my favorite poker quote from blogger Yakshi: He plays .02 poker which is almost like free poker.

I am a sort of superhuman. It’s a gift and a curse at the same time. Immune from cancer, hangover and writer’s block, possessing rubber bones, and trained since birth in the ninja-ic arts, I have the speed of a leopard, the dexterity of a chimpanzee, the snout of a walrus, the hunting prowess of a native Idahoan, the protective shell of a sunflower seed, the hearing ability of a librarian, the dental work of a meth-head, the ethical system of a lawyer, the brainpower of a mildly retarded dolphin, the desperate eyes of a stripper and the singing ability of Stevie Wonder.

So yesterday I went to the casino to play 5-10 limit hold ‘em and here are 10 reasons I like playing there as opposed to an online casino.

1 spot - mid 40’s hippie, plays a lot of hands and likes to roll his eyes everytime he got rivered, which was often.

2nd spot - young asian guy, talked non-stop about how if he could just win a couple more big hands he could go home.

3rd spot - angry shaved head guy, liked to complain everytime someone beat him with crappy hole cards.

4th spot - Nice old guy, around 65-70 years old, good balanced player caught a lot of nice hands.

5th spot - Moi, pretty tight but plays some ‘flyer’.

6th spot - Nice older lady, British accent missed a lot of straights and flushes, lost around $400 during the few hours I was there.

7th spot - Middle aged Asian guy, pretty tight and quiet.

8th spot - Late 50’s, also quiet and tight player.

9th spot - Very tight middle aged guy likes to smile and talk to him neighbours a lot, only plays ace-picture or higher.

10th spot - Very tight player, middle aged with a little slcked back hair. Also likes to play ace-picture and better.

11th spot - My buddy, loud annoying….won the first hand after sitting down and called out he had “nuts” which was really 7th nuts. Everytime he won a hand he would tell the dealer to “ship” his chips.

The point is that sometimes sitting in at the casino can be fun and entertaining, where as the online casino can be a bit boring. At the end of the night I lost $60 but had fun.